Ein Sahnestück über Akteure der Mutter aller Betriebssysteme,

• die einen Befehl für "copy and convert" mit dd abkürzen,
  weil cc schon für den "C compiler" vergeben ist
• und die für den "disk and execution monitor"
  eines der schönsten Akronyme schufen: daemon.

He's a real UNIX Man,
sitting in his UNIX LAN,
making all his UNIX .plans
For nobody.

Knows the blocksize from du(1),
cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn't he a bit like you
and me?

UNIX Man, please listen(2)
My lpd(8) is missin'
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.

He's as wise as he can be.
Uses lex and yacc and C.
UNIX Man, can you help me
at all?

UNIX Man, don't worry
Test with time(1), don't hurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.

He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX .plans
For nobody ...
Making all his UNIX .plans
For nobody.
			

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